🧪 ALYDMR SOCIAL DIAGNOSTICS v3.0

Which friendship plan are you?

Answer eight scientifically questionable questions. Let the algorithm budget your social drama.

01 No reply for 20 minutes? I continue living I check last seen I send screenshots to the group I activate Lost Mode

02 The period in “Okay.”? It is punctuation Slightly suspicious A passive-aggressive attack The UN should convene

03 How often is your tech crisis? I restart it Monthly PDF conflict Wi‑Fi targets me personally Even AI asks me for support

04 A story like is… Irrelevant A polite protocol Strategic diplomacy A foreign-policy instrument

05 Your venting density? One paragraph A voice note A chaptered series A season finale

06 Coffee meeting demand? Yearly Monthly Weekly Permanent emergency desk

07 Ghosting tolerance? High 24 hours 2 hours I expect a CEO statement

08 “Can you check urgently?” means… Whenever Today Now It was due yesterday